The Best Christmas Chuckles
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As you pack away your scrumptious leftovers and take a tryptophan-induced nap, put your Thanksgiving wit aside. With these tree-mendously humorous Christmas jokes, you'll have a holly happy Christmas. This festive season is more than glittering lights, delicious cookies, piles of gifts, ugly Christmas sweater parties, and sentimental music playing in the background. It's also about bringing people together with thankfulness and a lot of laughing, especially for those who face additional challenges over the holidays.
These 150 Christmas jokes to make the holiday season merry and bright.
Why did Santa go to music school?
Because he wanted to improve his "wrap" skills!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
It needed a trim!
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had low "elf" esteem!
What do you call a cat on the beach during Christmas time?
Sandy Claws!
Why did the ornament go to school?
To get "tree"-mendous education!
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite!
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crumby!
What do you call a snowman with a carrot in each ear?
Anything you want, he can't hear you!
Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had low "elf" esteem!
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
It needed a trim!
What do you call a cat on the beach during Christmas time?
Sandy Claws!
Why did the ornament go to school?
To get "tree"-mendous education!
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite!
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crumby!
What do you call a snowman with a carrot in each ear?
Anything you want, he can't hear you!
Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had low "elf" esteem!
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
It needed a trim!
What do you call a cat on the beach during Christmas time?
Sandy Claws!
Why did the ornament go to school?
To get "tree"-mendous education!
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite!
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crumby!
What do you call a snowman with a carrot in each ear?
Anything you want, he can't hear you!
Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had low "elf" esteem!
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
It needed a trim!
What do you call a cat on the beach during Christmas time?
Sandy Claws!
Why did the ornament go to school?
To get "tree"-mendous education!
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite!
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crumby!
What do you call a snowman with a carrot in each ear?
Anything you want, he can't hear you!
Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had low "elf" esteem!
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
It needed a trim!
What do you call a cat on the beach during Christmas time?
Sandy Claws!
Why did the ornament go to school?
To get "tree"-mendous education!
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite!
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crumby!
What do you call a snowman with a carrot in each ear?
Anything you want, he can't hear you!
Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had low "elf" esteem!
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
It needed a trim!
What do you call a cat on the beach during Christmas time?
Sandy Claws!
Why did the ornament go to school?
To get "tree"-mendous education!
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite!
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crumby!
What do you call a snowman with a carrot in each ear?
Anything you want, he can't hear you!
Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had low "elf" esteem!
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
It needed a trim!
What do you call a cat on the beach during Christmas time?
Sandy Claws!
Why did the ornament go to school?
To get "tree"-mendous education!
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite!
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crumby!
What do you call a snowman with a carrot in each ear?
Anything you want, he can't hear you!
Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had low "elf" esteem!
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
It needed a trim!
What do you call a cat on the beach during Christmas time?
Sandy Claws!
Why did the ornament go to school?
To get "tree"-mendous education!
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite!
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crumby!
What do you call a snowman with a carrot in each ear?
Anything you want, he can't hear you!
Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had low "elf" esteem!
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
It needed a trim!
What do you call a cat on the beach during Christmas time?
Sandy Claws!
Why did the ornament go to school?
To get "tree"-mendous education!
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite!
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crumby!
What do you call a snowman with a carrot in each ear?
Anything you want, he can't hear you!
Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had low "elf" esteem!
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
It needed a trim!
What do you call a cat on the beach during Christmas time?
Sandy Claws!
Why did the ornament go to school?
To get "tree"-mendous education!
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite!
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crumby!
What do you call a snowman with a carrot in each ear?
Anything you want, he can't hear you!
